Q. Why was the Matzah so anxious?Q: Why are these jokes on a thread about Arafat's red binder?
A. He was afraid that he was cracking up.
Q. How did the Matzah feel about becoming the Afikomen?
A. He was all broken up about it.
Q. Why did the Matzah quit his job?
A. Because he didn't get a raise.
Q. What is the difference between Matzah and cardboard?
A. Cardboard doesn't leave crumbs in the rug.
Q: Why do we have an Haggadah at Passover?
A: So we can Seder right words.
Q: What do you call someone who derives pleasure from the bread of affliction?
A: A matzochist.
A: Why not?
UPDATE: More on matzah.
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