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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Why do they hate us, dude? Incisive commentary on world affairs by an alter-ego of occasional LGF guest columnist Iowahawk.
The pathetic attendance at Saturday’s Primal Scream for Global Sanity at the Quad proved that many in the ESU student community remain woefully ignorant of real world issues. Many on campus seem completely uninterested in stopping America’s bombing lunacy, even for free veggie wraps and extra-credit points in Dr. Harmon’s sections of Critical History 1042.

Let me clue you in, Mister “sorry dude, I can’t rage against the AmeriKKKan war machine, I got tickets for the Springfield State game,” it’s time we start asking the difficult questions. Questions like, “isn’t this all about oil?” and “who bogarted all my Kasha flakes?” (I know it was you, Jason.) . . .
UPDATE: If you want Iowahawk without having to wade through humungous LGF comment threads, dude's got himself a blog now.