Roger Simon's crew sound like George Carlin.
Sharpton might be funny, but he's just the kind of guy who would hog the bong. He's out.
Mosley-Braun would fall asleep after one toke. She always looks like she's ready for a nap as it is. She's out.
Liebermann would take 10 minutes to tell a joke and then forget the punchline. He's out.
Kucinich would be bitching that it wasn't a Thai stick and the bong isn't clean. He's out.
Dean would spend the whole evening saying pot isn't good for us and we shouldn't be doing this. He's out.
Kerry. No difference. He's out.
Clark. He'd spend the night wanting to have a philosophical discussion on time and space travel. Or which Star Trek episode was the best. He's definately out.
Gephardt. He wouldn't smoke it if it wasn't domestic weed. No Mexican. He's out.
Edwards. He'd take two hits and then run off to a party at Sigma Chi. He's out.
Roger, what you don't understand about Republicans is that THEY are the better partiers. Hey, we've got P.J. O'Rourke! George W. would bring snacks, wouldn't hog the weed, have some good jokes and be ready for a few hours of intense games of three-pack canasta (loser takes hits on the bong).
Rumsfeld.
I know he's not a Democrat, but think about it.
I'll bet he has a great stock of absolutely hilarious off-color jokes, which he would tell with a completely straight face.
And he would be the one who could actually keep the cops/landlord/R.A. outside AND convince them that nothing illegal or immoral is going on...and all the while on a serious buzz himself.
That's my kind of guy.
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