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Tuesday, October 28, 2003

Sex and the City. The Craig's List Men Seeking Women personals are very inventive this week.

Resume in Appplication for Boyfriend Position. (Husband.com, Inc. October 1991 – November 1999 (Company Out of Business) )

A taxonomy of Women Found On Craig's List. (Includes Zoloft Girl, Too-Specific Girl, and Yuppie Village (or Chelsea) Girl.)

HI, this post is not really for me - 211. (It is for a penis that I have just obtained the legal rights to. . . )

seeking comitted relationship with no strings attached. Okaaayyyy.

I 'd like a Kazakhstan model who speaks purrfect English Be Cool/Exotic - 45. Okaayyyy.

GreatGuy.Com Files For Emotional Bankruptcy. (The CEO went on to state that the staggering emotional debt load was chiefly caused by women who don’t know what they want, aren’t honest about what they are looking for, play too many games, aren’t real, read too many books on dating rules . . .)

To Live and Die on the Planet of the Apes. (Just read it. This one too. I think they are both tongue in cheek but it's hard to tell.)

Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but... he does.

I'm 4'11", 300 pounds and have large boils on my face - 32. (I'm looking for someone . . . who despises Bush and Cheney as much as I do.)