Kesher Talk

I have a friend from back in our Peace Corps/PETA days who has a brother-in-law who has a friend of another friend's cousin who has a Top Secret job in the Bushitler White House. He sat in on a super secret meeting last week between Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, the CIA, Osama bin Laden, Haliburton, Fox News, Clear Channel and a host of top executives from US oil companies. This meeting was about how the CIA and Haliburton have found a way to develop oil from human bodies.

Bush and the CIA are quickly developing plans to enact martial law by calling back the deployed military and rounding up American citizens to be herded into huge concentration camps. Our bodies will be ground up and combined with a secret Haliburton developed chemical that will turn each body into about 3 gallons of oil.

The only people who will be left alone are rich executives from multibillion dollar corporations who are currently getting huge tax cuts from Bushitler! Bush promised to keep the huge tax cuts coming for their support in turning the US populace into OIL!!! People, we have to do something now!!! I suggest we all quickly move to Canada or France!

I'm posting this story everywhere to get the word out! Please pass it on!

posted by Judith @ 7/12/2003 09:46:33 PM