I do not like green eggs and hamI'm tempted to reply to this guy, and this one too, but they leave me a bit breathless. I wonder if this one makes house calls? There's a Starbucks right across the street from my building . . . . (And how come all these silly sly cuties are under 40? Hmmmm?) (I have nothing against robbing the cradle, but they usually do unless they specify older women. And usually the ones who want older women are looking to be Initiated into the Mysteries of Erotic Trancendance or some such, and I couldn't pull that off with a straight face.)
I do not like Bill Gates and spam
I might like MOMA, OOB, and BAM
I might like food from Viet Nam
I might splash you at the beach
I might stand up and make a speech
You will not find me with a dog
You will not find me making smog
You will not find me in a bar
You will not find me dissing the war
Without a date I sure get pissed
Then I scroll around craig's list
This ad makes me guffaw so hard
I spew coffee on the keyboard
Funny quirky smarty dude
May even look good in the nude.....?
Darn - when he was born, I could vote
I guess that means that's all she wrote.
:-)
Since I am circumspect about blogging about my personal life, if anything comes of all this, you probably won't hear about it.
PS The Best of Craig's List rivals Laurence Simon for helpless gasping coffee through the nose-ness.
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