Kesher Talk

(PR Newswire) Al-Qaeda, the premier global provider of integrated infidel solutions systems, today announced the Beta release of Jihad(TM) 2.0.

"Jihad 2.0 is a represents a flexible, open source solution platform for mission-critical 24-7 architectures," said spokesman Thabet bin Qais. "Whatever the fuck that means."

Jihad 2.0 will support popular ShariaWorks, KaffirZapper and is backward compatible with Century 7.0.

Al-Qaeda CEO Osama bin Laden said that "Jihad 2.0 demonstrates our commitment to innovation in a challenging environment."

Shares of Al-Qaeda closed at 0.000000001 dinars on the Jenin Exchange.

posted by Judith @ 5/09/2003 10:46:29 AM