Ten Ways to Tell You've Invited Too Many People to Your Seder.
10. You can't find anywhere out of sight to hide the afikomen.
9. To recline while drinking the wine, you all have to lean in unison.
8. You had to sketch your living/dining room on graph paper and cut out scale models of tables.
7. You have to use floss to divvy up the knaidlach.
6. When you rotate the verses of "Echad Mi Yodea?", someone ends up singing "Who Knows 39? I Know 39."
5. You start looking at ads for closed circuit TV and auxiliary speakers.
4. While waiting for everyone to wash their hands the second time, the matzah rises.
3. Even the kids complain that they don't have enough bitter herbs.
2. When you recite the names of the ten plagues, the locusts really ring a bell.
1. Elijah finally shows up, and you have to give him his wine "to go."
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