Kesher Talk

Funniest blog of the week Dept. I scold my fellow lgf commenters when they start frothing at the mouth (i must say the folks who get together in person seem to be fairly sane), but I continue to read them because of occasional thoughtful discussions about very difficult subjects and sometimes they really crack me up, like these, er, inventive responses to al-Qaida's threat to attack New York and Washington unless America converts to Islam. Such as:

The problem is that they're dealing with people who are dumber than they are:

MUSLIM MILITANT: You are a pig and a monkey!

WESTERN LEFTIST: Islam is peace. I'm an atheist, myself, but I don't believe we have the right to knock non-Western religion.

MUSLIM MILITANT: An atheist! A pagan! By Allah, you will die!

WESTERN LEFTIST: Hey Omar, take a chill pill, O.K? I know you're mad about the oppression of your Palestinian brothers and American unilateralism. Hey, I don't blame you! But you're talking to a friend now. I feel your pain!

MUSLIM MILITANT: Feel this, O thou unbelieving dog!
(Kicks leftist in balls. Leftist sinks to knees.)

WESTERN LEFTIST (gasping): I deserved that. Even though I am the most moral and enlightened person I know, I am white and thus am serving as the proxy for the sins of the West, the atrocities of Sharon, Bush, and Richard the Lion Hearted. I know it's not personal.

MUSLIM MILITANT: Not personal! (begins kicking Leftist repeatedly) Yes it is, you son of a ugly sow. I scorn you and your whorish women. I will rape your wife. I will make slaves of your children. I will boil you in oil and skin you alive if you do not accept the true faith!

WESTERN LEFTIST: (prostrate and bleeding, he covers his ears with both hands) LALALALALAISLAMISPEACEITSALLABOUTOILLALALALALABUSHISACOWBOYLALALALASHARONISANAZILALALALA

There's lots more. Do not read if politically incorrect humor upsets you.

UPDATE: More rage fueled by the humiliation of the powerless. or something.

posted by Judith @ 11/18/2002 02:06:06 AM