Kesher Talk

Jay Leno on Wed. night
on Sadaam: "Saddam Hussein has vow to defeat the US in war. Ooh! He said his troops will never surrender -- unless of course they're attacked. Then they may do it."

on Al Qaeda's "jungle" training: "Have you seen this? The media tries to scare us with this stupid stock footage they keep running on the news. It's allegedly from one of the Al Qaeda terrorist training camps. The clip shows the terrorists and hoods running through the obstacle course. You've seen it. They keep running this over and over. I mean, is that supposed to scare us? Look at that. Ooh, ooh, they've got jungle gyms. Ooh! We're frightened."

"Somebody should tell Osama, 'Look, we canceled American Gladiators ten years ago, okay?'"

posted by Howard @ 7/19/2002 09:11:17 AM