Kesher Talk

Jews and Asians: They go together like Moo Shoo Chicken (not pork, of course) and Hoi Sin sauce or chicken soup and matzo balls. Well, at least that is what Joey deVilla argues:

We were the kids cleaning up in math and science class
We have a strong showing in the computer world
Strong family ties
Our mothers tend to be overbearing
Some tendencies towrds clannishness
Strong pressure from the parentals to get a university degree
Thick black hair requiring the strongest gel
Cosmetic surgery (Jews: nose jobs, Asians: eye jobs)
A love of Chinese food
Hiring Filipino domestic help
Run-ins with the original Axis of evil (Jews: Hitler, Asians: Hirohito, who got off too easy)
Signature cars (Jews: VW rabbit/Jeep YJ, Asians: Honda CR-V, Honda Civic)
And dammit, we own New York, baby!

posted by Howard @ 5/14/2002 04:56:00 PM