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Friday, May 03, 2002

Jay Leno last night: "Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf was reelected to a five-year term yesterday by a landslide. 97% of the vote. He said he owed his victory to his anti-terrorism decision, his pro-democracy stance and the fact that his name was the only one on the ballot."

"That's got to be exciting election coverage for the reporter. '0% of the vote in, we're projecting a winner. A landslide for the former President.' "